5 Tips for Dealing with People Who Don't Believe Your Chronic Pain is Real

This might seem a little dark. It's supposed to. If you'd like to add your own tip, please do so in the comments. But let's all please remember to have a little fun with this and be as snarky as humanly possible.

1. Tell them to fuck off.
2. Hit them with a sack of oranges. Then, before they have a chance to bruise, remind them that they look fine.
3. Tell them you'd love to continue chatting, but you've got another chapter to write in your self-help book, How to Fake Hurting and Live the Life You Always Wanted.
4. Hug and touch them repeatedly while reminding them not to worry because you're not contagious.
5. Start writing. Then mumble, "I knew there was someone I forgot to take off the will."